First off, I had to wrap in a thin gown and wait ten minutes in an unheated room.
Secondly, she did not just do that. Ewwwwww and owwwwwieeeee at the same bloody time! I would have canceled my appointment if I had known she was going to check my bum. Honestly.
After my "appointment" I had to run to the lab and pick up a specimen card kit. Yeah, for that. Apparently, this doctor likes to run samples after a patient turns 35. Well, I'm 39 and never heard of it yet. Humph! Really, I have to do this? Collect my bum gum? C'mon!!! Grossity gross!!
I didn't know that pap appointments were all about my backside. What a ruckus!
Monday, January 12, 2009
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I just had my annual as well! Such fun!!! Oh, and because my Dad died from colon cancer, I get to have a colonoscopy in a mere 2 years...WOOHOO!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!, she screamed.
Who's screaming, me or you? Well, I reckon we both have enough reason to. Why not then? Let's scream. :)
Therese - I'm so sorry. Ugh. My sister used to triage patients for a living and once a guy came in for his colonoscopy quite drunk and my sister quipped to him, "We can't see you in this condition, sir. This is a colonoscopy not a date." Ah, have a laugh, yeah?
Oh, I've never heard ***poopie***called that before...yucky!!!!
My doctor wanted something like that a couple years ago, and I just said no way. Of course once I'm pregnant, they don't worry about poopie things and worry about other things. I'm spared for a little bit anyway!!
I'm having a problem with leaving and getting to comments on blogs today, it is freezing my computer, so I'm sorry to put this next comment on the poopie post, but your boys are SOOOOO sweet!!!!
enjoy staying healthy??
I've seen the things they're checking for in full bloom. it ain't pretty.
you'll be happier to just do the blinkin tests!
Jamie - do the tests, because I have heard about what Mighty Mom has seen.
MM - I agree. I'm going to do it. I guess my husband has been given these to do and threw them away. Huh! I told him that wasn't smart. It is better to be embarrassed, put out, or what have you than to find out a test like this could save your life.
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