No, that would be me nicking the Guinness. See my flushed face? Hmmmm. Give me another, O'Ryan!
Okay, here I am demonstrating the absolute stupidest spectacles for 3-D film ever! They had a collection box for recycling them at the end of the film, but I kept mine. I may need them in future - for the next 3-D film out. They are coming! Of course, I'll bet if I show up with them I'll still have to pay $9 a ticket, the Nazi ticket bastids!
Ooooops! I used my fav cuss ever in this. Excuse me as I pray an Hail Mary. Twice.Oh, here's my cat, Galadriel, in her favourite spot ever: the bathroom sink! She's just waiting for someone -anyone - to pop 'round and turn on the water for her. She's so weird!
Speakin' of weird: my daughter spent the better half of a morning making this car for DumDum rather than crackin' her school books. It's either Harry Potter constantly or some kind of craft derailing her education. Here, I've just hoisted the dog in her car . . . . she promptly ate the cellophane windscreen!
**windscreen: windshield**
BTW, if you click on the images, they do enlarge (uff da!) . . . you can see the mangled gate behind me and the dog (off to the side). That poor gate! My hubs tried scaling it once and broke it in half - which we glued and it was back to "new" until I babysat here and the boy pulled on it and it broke again. It's since gotten worse by kids jumping it rather than scooting it out of the way. Every time they jump it, something of them gets caught on it and it crashes down. Chips here and there . . . I bet if I buy a gate with a dern door on it, they'd still jump it - the old man around here, too, because it would seem everyone (with the exception of moi) is too dern lazy to go through a door the way it was intended. The thing is, the very moment I would think my elephant arse could go over the gate easily, you bet yer arse I'll be calling emergency services for my foot being permanently lodged through my gob.
9 comments:
Great post! Let's not say a craft is derailing her education...can't you call it art? ;)
Great pictures!!
Love the pics...
The whole gate thing. Funny!
My cat does the same thing! By the sink...meow meow..."please someone turn it on...God did not give me thumbs...meow meow" And she will sit there like that.
Oh my! I thought OUR cat was the only weirdo! Now..there are two others! Someone said that they do that to feel protected that there is water nearby and its fresher than in their bowls. Have you all heard this?
Whatever...meeeeow! LOL! Is fasting already getting to me?
I doubt it...seriously, since I have eaten something today already..yeah..no foodo tonighto, though! Hugs!
Sarah, you make me laugh! I once tore some ligament in my knee swinging my leg over a baby gate. I couldn't walk for a couple days! Scary.
well, my cat Mr Ima Mess Boots not only climbs in the bathroom sink...but sticks he nose as far as he can into the overflow hole...then sniffs...LOUDLY...which echos down the pipe.
don't ask ME why!!
Hey, cool shades...match the flush from the Guiness, begorra!!!
ok, i MUST have a copy of that picture of you in the glasses...you are so stinkin' cute!!! i am laughing my arse off right now!!!!!!!! i love you!!!
Okay, Therese, just for you we'll call it ART.
Thanks, Tracy.
Kissteen and Suz - glad Galadriel isn't alone in her strangeness.
Rosemary - exactly why I bother to dismantle the gate to go through rather than over it.
MM - does your cat need prozac?
PFP - alright! Those specs are so stupid, they're funny.
regan - you're so sweet. Just click on the image, right mouse copy to save on your hardware and print it. I'm just sayin'. Ugh, really? Now, I'm embarrassed!
The word verification is messing with me before coffee, too: fordi (is the word). I know I'll be fordi this October, stop reminding me!
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